Caption Competition - No. 10

Gez and Macca have a chat against Grays.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was Spoon's entry.

I don't get it, I get a start, I score a goal and now I'm back here! (Mick)
"Get yer fat arse down here, we need ya!" "I would, but I have to convince 20,000 managers to release me!" (card-fan)
Gez 'Oh my god, I never realised what an ugly bloke you really are when you smile' (Andy)
Q: What's the difference between an Italian grandmother and an elephant? A: 50 pounds and a black dress. (Radialcard)
"Gez, why have you come to training wearing a bright orange vest?" - "Because if I don't stand out Frank won't remember to pick me." (IAN B)
Gez - "No, Macca, I'm not using my free time to moonlight as a steward - but get rid of the hoodie or you'll be out." (Spoon)
Special offer at Morrisons...it's called (touch)-line , score one get one for free (greaser)
Bloody hell Macca you still got that shite haircut!!!! (Geordieboy)
Gez thought he was pissed when he noticed a second Gary Mac with 'Gasson' on his shirt... (KN)
Hey Jay, shouldn't you be warming up!? (Card Sharp)
So, for £35 I can get you back in the team. Who do I send the cheque to? (Duncan Biscuit)
So anyway Gez, my mates over in Hampshire say if I stick on a hoodie, don't shave and get me hair all gunged up I'll look like a right pikey and the 'Shots' will sign me like a flash come the January transfer window..... (ChrisH)
Gez ready for his interview for lollipop lady... (Andy B)
gez why you smiling ive heard you wont be getting paid today because the boss told me if you and the lads don't improve they will be asking the fans to play instead (mike eastmead)
Gez "Frank promised that if I went on cone duty in the car-park, he'd let me on the pitch later this month" (Spoon)
Does this face looked bothered? (model man)
Macca "Yes it's going really well, I'm hoping to get at least three signing on fees this season and Old Macca says people are now being nice to me on the fans forum" (Kev)

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