Caption Competition - No. 12

Jay helps Nick out against Halifax.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was Chris H's entry.

Gasson - Damn it, how do you do this again? Isn't it something to do with bunny ears... (Mick)
( After another inexplicable race to vacate the goal ) In Fawlty Towers stylee....." Is this a piece of your brain" ? (greaser)
Whilst your down there Jay can you help Danny with this strange growth. (worthingcard)
The spectator in the stand was suddenly hit with the full terrible visual impact of Gindre's crotchless shorts.... (ChrisH)
Then the rabbit goes around the tree, and up from the hole… (skippy)
Didn't your Mummy & Daddy ever teach you how to tie your shoelaces? (Hot & Sweaty)
It fits! You shall go for the ball. (DisCard)
Jay Gasson fumbles with the air valve in Nick Gindre's boot, in a desperate attempt to re-inflate the Woking goalkeeper (Darlington Card)
"Nick, I see why your kicking is so wayward - both your boots were tied together!" (IAN B)
Man in LGS is horrified to see that as a joke Nick has cut the back out of his shorts. (Ian Card)
It's not that bloody cold, I'm wearing short sleeves and no vest - so next time take your gloves off and tie your own laces you Southern American softy! (Kev)
Fan behind goal with hands on head "Oh no! Nick hasn't learnt from when I taught him to tie his shous last week and the ref is crap!" (Charlie)
It was only after the third goal went in that Nick Gindre realised he'd fallen foul of the old boots-tied-together prank. (KRE Steve)
Ere Buncy does my bum look big in this??? (Geordieboy)
One loop, hook round and knot. (Dan-WFC)
The man in the stand was appalled when he realised what playing for the other team meant in Woking... (KN)
{Bunce to Gasson} Tie them together and make sure he won't charge out of his box like a looney! (growler)
The depression is obvious all round Kingfield as the players and fans mourn, in a state of shock, the death of a beatle under Gindre's boot. (Ben)
It's about time you learnt to tie your own laces. How old are you? (model man)
Hey Nick, Mum didn't teach you how make up your laces? (Ruby's mumbling: no mate, it won't work out!) (Bobbo)
"I see what you mean, I wish they still did velcro for adults" (Andy)
Nick: listen Jay, marvin is shit , lets not pass to him but always give the ball to goal scoring machine sole?! what you think? tell everyone asap!! Jay: ALWAYS BELIEVE IN SOLE! (cardinal gold)
Hang on Nick I think I've just found Goma in your boot! (noddy)
Whispers.... "Jay..Jay.. You can get up now. It's only Danny, not God" (Duncan Biscuit)
Now Nik you make the loops cross them over...pull them throuh tightly and they are done! Oi Danny dont look too pissed of hes nearly getting the hang of it! (Cardinal Cavey)
whats up nick i dont know jay look did your mother teach you how to tie your lace up i dont know look i do my best to help you out but i am not proiseing anythink (mikeeast)
Gindre after catastrophic balls-up no. 10..."and they call you 'Trigger?' wtf are they gonna call me?" (growler pretending to be KN) Oh no Rodney is tying em together ! (clive shaw)
Awwww Nick! You've only gone and trod on Goma! Are you alright there Goma mate? (Eddie)

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