Caption Competition - No. 15

The team watch against Cambridge.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was Darlington Card's entry.

Colin's silent but deadly fart suddenly took hold... (Mick)
Colin "Gottle o' geer 'or 'akey!" - Hutch "Sorry Col, even David Taylor couldn't sell your act..." Malcolm "Ron, I'd watch it when he wants to shake hands..." (Spoon)
Pssst Colin, Does the kids for a quid promotion really include a place on the bench? (skippy)
Management and players are up for it after 'The Naked Leader's' motivational seminar (Nico)
(Private thoughts) Can I get away with flicking this HUGE greeny onto his coat! (Hot & Sweaty)
[Guy on right] "I wish the the behind would stop hitting my bloody chair!" (Card-fan)
Hutch to Colin. Who's the guy in front of you with only half a face and no arms??? (Geordieboy)
Colin, can we change places? Malcolm keeps farting. (Ian B)
The tension on the Woking bench was unbearable as the results of the Dancing on Ice final were announced... (KN)
For some strange reason, Woking FC's entry to the handsome boy band competition 2008 didn't seem to get the judges excited...... (ChrisH)
Have you heard Steve, you won the prize for getting sent to the stand most (model man)
Hutch: "'Ere Frank should I tell Goma to sit down before he gets in trouble with the stewards?" (Ben)
It wasn't just Colin Lippiatt who regretted he had the prawn vindaloo the night before (Darlington Card)

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