Caption Competition - No. 16

Half time against Salisbury City.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was Kev's entry.

Frank Gray's adventrous seven up front ploy appeared to be working... (Mick)
The rest of Goma Lambu's class were keen to impress in the new trials (Card Sharp)
Oh, look. They're all about to rest their feet on the footballs. (The Expert)
The second discipline in the "Matt Pattison Lookalike Competition" was to try to clear the roof of the stand from 12 yards. (Duncan Biscuit)
The junior cards show Patto how to take a penalty. Meanwhile the ball from his penalty has finally landed between the kid in the away kit and the red. (Chazza)
The kids show Pattison how its done (Dan-WFC)
After the loss on penalties to the Sh*ts, Woking start to train their youths for the next time. (happyboyruss)
Just out of shot, Goma Lambu... (KN)
The Matt Pattison penalty academy gets underway but a plea has gone out for more ball donations. (Spotters Badge)
Gez says that with the right ref, we'll all get a chance! (Spoon)
Despite the valaint efforts of the Woking striker, the ball on the far side of the screen remained unmoved. (TB3)
i never could get the hang of time lapsed photography (top of the C)
Several children try to kick the ball and one of them is a girl. (anthony page)
We really are a young team still learning (greaser)
Watching Woking is like waiting for a bus; no goals for ages then 7 come along at once. (IAN B)
David Taylor thought that the Kids for a quid Promotion was the perfect opportunity to get them to show Pattison how to take a penalty! (Hampshire Card)
With the new signings, Woking's average age shot up to 12 1/2 (Kev)
It was a bit unfair asking the lad to kick the ball that had been shoved up Steve Evans' backside during the Crawley game. (Darlington Card)
not the normal way teams go about having a poor home scoring record (scott)
Putting a life size cut out of Steve Evans in the goal proved to be a great incentive (Andy A)
And next week it will be the adult version of 'kicking lots of balls as hard as possible at Graham Westley whilst tied to a chair' competition. (Noddy)
Frank's new signings were really the final nails in his coffin. (TB3)
" ...and the one who scores will go on in the second half ...." (fartymarty)
No surprises , Matt Pattison is no where in sight ! (cardinalcruise)
Wokings poor home goal scoring record was abruptly ended in a perculiar way. (ScottWfc)
Let's kick some balls! (Will)
11 NEW SIGNINGS (Dan)
"An' you still donna listen to me" shouts Bruno "I wassa playin' da football before you was born!" (Ebeneezer the Geezer)
Caligula - The Remake (IAN B)
The half time game of red arse proved a great success. (Ben Grilli)

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