Caption Competition - No. 19

Paolo Vernazza battles against Oxford United.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was lancingcard's entry.

The Oxford player needed to use his third hand and the power of his breath to beat Paolo Vernazza (Mick)
David Blaine and the Hurricane (Dan)
Spot the deliberate of-fence ..... (greaser)
As the Oxford striker tried to blow the ball airborne, rumours of Glenn Cockerill's involvement in Oxford's tactics continued to gather pace.. (KN)
It was always easier with a straw and a ping pong ball. Never mind, I'll hold you up should you blow too hard. (DisCard)
l am amazing i can make the ball levitate with no wires just my hands (emma )
Vernazza wishes he'd brought his vaseline. (Dan-WFC)
Oh quit your moaning and take it like a real man. As you can see, I have excellent ball control. (John)
Talk about blow football... (Spoon)
and as if by magic the trumpet turned into a ball! (Lewis)
The Oxford player trys the 'look like rooney , play like rooney' technique (Cruiser)
Oxfords New 3 armed defender once again thwarts woking. (KimGrant)
Now you see it.......Now you don't (Duncan Biscuit)
Paolo: wonder what bigger. My wifes tits or this ball. Oxford Player: COOOOOR!!!! I want some (AdamT (wfc))
im forever blowing footballs ()
Vernazza: "Next time chew it first!" (lancingcard)

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