Caption Competition - No. 2

Matt and Gez line up a free kick.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was M.C. & Bar's entry.

Gez munched on his shirt, bemused at Matt's extra long sock... (Mick)
Gray: Oh my goodness, it's a ball! Do you think we should kick it or something? Sole: I've got a better idea. Here - hide it down my shorts. Quamina: Now where did that ball go? (anthony page)
Foot and mouth reaches Kingfield (greaser)
Frank says weve got to keep it on the floor. You pick it up ! (storty stevo)
What is it Matt? I am sure it just moved - I'm scared! (Meerkat)
Christ your breath stinks, suggest you leave off the curry's the night before a match! (David Bird)
I don't like it!!! Gez you take it!! Goma " Oh come on you two, hit it! (Four Minute Warning )
Are you mad Gez? the shirts taste bloody horrible but the ball on the other hand...mmmm.... (skippy)
Jesus, is the ball meant to smell like that? (Christ Sturt)
Sole and Gray obviously took the idea of a "dead ball" to heart. (TWR)
"Humm It smells bad! please Geez take your chance!" "Uh-oh I won't kick THAT ball!" (Bobbo)
Gez and Matt soon realised the folly of Frank's pre game garlic vindaloo meal option. (Duncan Biscuit)
The players agree "Never stand behind the "Gasman" at free-kicks" (Spoon)
The new 'shinier-than-last-year' footballs literally meant "you could see your own reflection in it". While Giuseppe tryed to keep from laughing, Matt was shocked at his fashion 'faux-pas' with one sock up, one sock down. (Tom-Lad)
Players get confused by ball on grass. It just never happened in GC2's day! (Kev)
Gray "So Cockerill would have wanted you to boot it as far upfield as possible & aimed at no one in particular" Sole "Yes" Gray "Jeez, his tactics really stink!" (Enders)
I wonder what we are supposed to do with that then???? (Geordieboy)
Oh shite ive left the back door open (jacob greenwood)
whats that for (trevor)
Matt "I'm tired of all this waiting,let me have it" (unknown )
Spit the Ball? (Exiled Wokingian)
Gray: Play it safely Gez! A pass back to the keeper seems a good idea. (TB3)
'last time i ate one of them, i lost me teeth'. 'me too!' said seppe (top of the c)
For Christ's sake Ges, when Frank said "give us one of your specials............." (M.C. & Bar)
jesus.... these kingfield caterers food smell worse every week ! (jinkys guildfordians)
'Smells like team spirit!' (krusty)
Matt and Gez tried to keep a straight face, even though the football reminded them a lot like frank butcher (abc123)
What!? You mean we have to kick that?! I can't!! Look at it, it looks so inncocent and round, minding it's own business on the grass. I'm just not a violent person!! I think I'm gonna be sick! (Kiran)
Matt and Gez were confused, it had been a while since the ball had been on the ground at Kingfield. (Rachel)
Gez and Matt show signs of embarasement as the ball reveals its dirty hidden side... (Ben)

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