Caption Competition - No. 25

Half Time Entertainment at Kingfield.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was DP's entry.

"See, she has her clothes on and everything is fine and then...she's naked!!!" (Mick)
"Still, neither of us have managed to capture a moment where a Woking striker had a shot" (Dan)
I'll show you mine if you show me yours (greaser)
Haven't you finished knitting my woolly hat yet? (Hot & Sweaty)
Nope, I didn't get one of the goal either, they caught me out by scoring in the first half as well (skippy)
I'll show you mine if you show me your's (sicknote Snr)
Hey mate you show me yours and i'll show u mine??? (cardbythesea)
Despite a frantic search of both photographer's sets of shots, Joel Ledgister's request for a shot of him in "action" would be impossible to meet. (KN)
Budget cuts at Kingfield had seen the quality of Cheerleaders, their dancing techniques and attire, drop quite considerably in recent times. (DP)
"That's a great pic mate! There's a couple of streakers at Kingfield who are just waiting for sunnier days... this cold weather doesn't show off your manhood very well on camera!" (Hrodebert)
now this next ones a steak and kidney........ (stop moaning)
Hey they haven't scored have they, ya I show you on my camera. See (modelman)
camara lense cover, i now get why all my picstures were comeing out black!! (wokingfan)
"This is mine!" - "Oh No! THIS IS NOT YOURS, IT'S MINE!!!" (Bobbo)
Who will be front page of the NLP then ? (YoungCard145)
"There you go; clearly it was a handball foul". "That's Nick Gindre, you fool!" (smallcard)
(Spoon) when I look in the little window, there still aren't any goals... (David1) that's because we haven't scored any, you pillock! (Spoon)
Deja vu for phil gilchrist (Bud.)
The pitch looked so much more exciting than the match at kingfield. (Semaj Relluf)

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