Caption Competition - No. 3

Goma with the ball at Stafford.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was Andy's entry.

Matt Pattison had started running from Godzilla where as poor Goma had only just realised what he was running into... (Mick)
Watch out for that ant Goma I would not like you to trip over it!! (Geordieboy)
Pattison (crying): Mum! mum! That man took Goma away from me and now he won't play with me anymore. Waaah!!" (anthony page)
Sod it Goma, if you're not going to pass it to me I'm going home. (Ian B)
Run Rabbit, Run Rabbit, Run Run Run (Dan-WFC)
Stafford Player "All I did was show Pattison that mouse..." (Spoon )
Look Goma. When I bend down I actually look as small as you! (TB3)
A Stafford Rangers defender has denied FA allegations that he tried to throw the game by pointing out to Lambu the best place to shoot to beat his goalie. (Red Man)
The lone ranger ends up pointless (greaser)
Pattison flounces off as he fails audition for part in new Time Bandits movie. (doylie)
stafford player "Whats that coming over the hill is it a monster, is it a monster!" In the meantime Matt Pattison runs for his life (woking fan)
Oi mate watch out (Shouts the Stafford players) Charles (Ahh quick run away, its a monster!) Goma (Na Thats just that old c**T Grayson Ill skin him! Oh no hes already bald.. ah! (Four Minute Warning)
(Matt Pattison to Stafford bench) "Was that THREE GRAND A WEEK you just offered me?" (M.C. & Bar)
Pattison took the advice from his coach when he was a child of "Dont all chase the ball at once" too seriously (Hampshire Card)
Pattison 'Hey Guys check this out. There is someone else on the pitch smaller than Goma. Can you believe it?" Stafford player pointing. 'Careful mate, there is a large divet just there we both may fall in and get trapped!" (Andy)
SR's player: "LOOK!!! A MOUSE!" Woking's white player: "Ohh, Please, God, save me, please!" Woking's black player: "Yeah, yeah, the same old trick..." (Bobbo)
Don't worry about the hippy behind you, he's off to the 'V' Festival with Skippy. The goal's that way. (DisCard)
The Stafford defender suddenly understood the retreating player's mirth as he spotted the gently steaming pile by the goal post...... (ChrisH)
Frank! Frank! Goma won't let me play with the ball (Radialcard)
Stafford player: "keep going straight on Goma, right down the middle, do a left when you get to the keeper and walk the ball into the net." Sorry, wrong game... (KRE Steve)
Pattison (??): Boo hoo! Muuuummm! That nasty big man has just taken my ball away! (Mouse)
As Patto runs away screaming and the Stafford defender points and stares, Goma takes on the monster that erupts from the ground armed only with a football. (Happyboyruss)
Pattison: Ahhh run for your lives gomas grown!! (Cardinal Cavey)
Watchout here he comes again (modelman)
Edward Scissorhands had already claimed two victims, but Pattison made a valient attempt to escape. (Kev)
look mate frank grays tellin you to give the ball to us for a free goal (tuckers luck)

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