Caption Competition - No. 4

Sole in control against Cambridge.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was ChrisH's entry.

The Cambridge defender thought Giuseppe's telekenesis skills were superb, but little did he know it was actually the work of the distant Goma who had continued reading his David Blaine book. (Mick)
Hang on a tick , there's a bit of fluff on the ball . (greaser pv)
Hope the ref doesn't see the string (markbentorah)
Right, who's been and filled the ball with helium? (KN)
Gez demonstrates how David Tayor taught him to levitate objects (Spoon)
..so anyway mate, Glenn used to say if the ball, at any time during a game, got any closer to the playing surface than this minimum height, he'd cut all our bol****s off...... (ChrisH)
Gez "Look magic, I can keep the ball suspended in the air without touching it, using the power of my mind" Cambridge Player "Oi, that's not fair, let me have a go, I'll push you over if not" (Andy)
I'm telling you the Macarena will work (Card Sharp)
Gez learns new invisible forcefield trick to give Woking the upper hand (Kev)
This is how we played football last year Frank it didnt touch the floor! (Cardinal Cavey)
Oh no, my pec implants have slipped down again. (Ian B)
"Ladies and Gentlemen: Look, no ropes, props or tricks - just by using the amazing powers of my mental energy watch as I levitate this ball as if by magic...." (Alan)
Gez threw up all over the ball after he saw just how far up the open seam on the defenders shorts went. (TB3)
Gez blew so hard on the incoming ball that he was forced backwards hense placing his bum right into the crotch of the incoming defender. (TommyBBB)
Gez auditions for the next series of Britain's got talent by showing off his amazing football puppetry. (Happyboyruss)
Gez says..............Do that again and I will be sick all over the ball. I am not that way inclined!! (Geordieboy)
When i pull it down thrust!! (Andy)
Ooh, I do love Italian... (Dan-WFC)
Giuseppe thinks to be Messieur Houdini: "Here is the ball... and now it'd disappear!" (Bobbo)
This weeks half time entertainment the two teams will engage in a basketball game. (Ben)
wengardium leviosa (Harry Potter Spell) (wokingrdabest)

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