Caption Competition - No. 5

Jerome and Tom after the Forest Green match.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was KN's entry.

I don't know. They make me Captain and then they want me to carry water buckets around!!! (Mick)
I'd give it five mins. (greaser pv)
this isnt what it looks like :D frank told us to do it ! (SH)
You think they'll spot we pissed in it?! Nah there be far too thirsty to notice!! (Miss B)
"Stop smiling Hutch, otherwise they'll know Goma's in here..." (KN)
I get really fed up when we have to take the water container to water the pitch (modelman)
Hutch: Is orange my colour? (Dan-WFC)
Hutch: "Looks like water... but it's Scottish water of life! (Uisge Beatha)" (Bobbo)
Tommy smiled cheekily knowing that what he had put in the Lucozade (TM) was what made both of them loose their hair. (TB3)
Party Seven makes a comeback at Kingfield (NeilC)
Due to popular requests Cardinal Ale is now available from the bar in a more sensibly sized container. (Ian B)
Tom" look im injured thats why im using two hands and jerome is only using one ! Honest!" Jerome "Yeah rite skipper get a shave while your struggling!" ;o) (Cardinal Cavey)
There goes the head of Glenn (Jimmy)
Someone said that this is the bath for both Goma and Gibbsy (Geordieboy)
Tom knew that Jerome would be blamed for stealing Frank's after match beer. (Duncan Biscuit)
We've got the keg whose got the sandwiches?? (Andy)
Budget cuts meant that even a stretcher is a luxury Woking can't afford (Andy A)
Hutch tried to hide his embarasement as he given the task of emptying the changing room toilets. (Ben)
Tom naughtily shares Scott Steele's pre-match drinks with the lads (Spoon)
After watching too much American sport, Jerome and Tom try to look casual just before drenching Frank in Gatorade (Kev)
Bloody women refs - should be made to carry their own make up (Ebeneezer the Geezer)
Thats the beer sorted, who's bring the dips..... ()
Now this is what you call a mini-keg! (NeilC)

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