Caption Competition - No. 7

Joe and Marv in action.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was Darlington Card's entry.

Joe takes his first attempt at the Limbo competition! (Andy)
"...so anyway Joe, up at the Moulin Rouge them French birds all dance like this...and they ain't got a lot in the way of underwear if you know what I mean.....oh sorry mate...I'll just pick your teeth up....." (ChrisH)
Eyesbrows are raised at Woking's new training policy of doing kick ups while limboing (Ben)
Careful Marv you nearly poked me in the eye!! (Cardbythesea)
Let's all do the limbo! (Chris P Bacon)
(limbo) how low can you go? (Jacob Greenwood)
All that hard work suddenly clicks into place as Woking player earns selection for the 2012 Olympics for the asymetrical bars by finishing with a triple Salkow and a stubbed toe (growler)
limbo joe it cant be that hard (sh)
The pain on Joe's face was clear for all as he narrowly lost in the team limbo championships... (KN)
(girl in crowd) I still don't think combining limbo dancing and football is gonna catch on... (Spoon)
Woking's new ballet coach (off camera): " Ok, girls, and point and hold and turn and stretch..." (anthony page)
Joe" this is how tall goma is" Marv "I am God" (Cardinal Cavey) Y . M . C . A ! (doylie)
Don't move that limbo bar, you'll be a limbo star (Dan-WFC)
Joe Gatting's Limbo attempt went all wrong when the ball put him off. (Mick)
As the competition wore on, it became ever more apparant that certain competitors weren't taking the limbo dancing competition very seriously. (Duncan Biscuit)
Joe displays a rare talent for playing keepy-up whilst limbo dancing! (M.C. & Bar)
Joe Gatting's claim to be the tallest man in the Woking squad comes crashing to the ground as Marvin Morgan kicks away his step-ladder (Darlington Card)
The girls at the back thought how nice it was that Woking's players had taken up ballet! (Kev)
Girl watching: "Men are such show-offs". (IAN B)
The 'increase your suppleness' exercises' from the Bolshoi Ballet begin to bear fruit for the Cards strikers. (Red Man)
That wind is still blowing strong. First hutch, now Joe is hold marv down! (The Entertainer)
"Hey! I'll bet this: us two going to be signed up as the next "Fame" musical would be played at "Her Majesty's Theatre"!" (Bobbo)
"Here you go Joe, If you swing on this you will get more power into your shot!" (Hampshire Card)
Small man runs for the exit..... (greaser)
Joe, desperate to get to the ball first as he knows Marvin would never hit the target! (Cardsfan37)
Look boss I can limbo dance too (Geordieboy)
Strictly Come Dancing practise in progress... (TWR)
Girl in the background - "Does my arse look big in this?" (rob)

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