Caption Competition - Week 13

David Taylor has a word with Steve Evans.

All the entries are below. It's all just for fun obviously but my favourite was Ben's entry.

"I'm telling you now, if you dare take one more of my pies, there WILL be trouble!" (Mick)
David Taylor casts his pearls before swine ........and the pigs ! Winner - end of :-> (greaser)
**** off you ****ing bent ****** (Dan-WFC)
Look Evans I don't care you want to give me in brown paper envelopes, you are not having any of our Cardinals Gold (Geordieboy)
(DT) Mate, you got some curry in your hair! (James Forbes)
If you're a good boy you can have jelly & icecream for tea. (Hot & Sweaty)
You say another swear-word in front of the ladies and I'll have these rozzers take you round the back and remind you why you didn't want to go to prison - geddit - you piece of filth? (sotto voce) Now feck off out of my sight before I get REALLY angry, rip your head off and stick it on a corner flag as a warning to others! (The Spoon)
Any more of that and no tea and off to bed...You hear!!!! (Cardbythesea)
Mr Ingram has asked me to say on his behalf, if you're going to give Evans a good kicking in the back of your van, give him 5 mins as he's got a couple of crowbars in his office...... (ChrisH)
Hey Evans, if you don't start behaving I'll make you attend one of my seminars! (Andy)
David asks Steve 7 questions from his from his Naked Leader website. Steve fails with flying colours! 1 How visible are you, to the people in your organisation? 2 What was your most recent, big mistake? 3 What percentage of decisions do you base more on logic than emotion? 4 When you are away from your office, do you ever worry what is happening in your absence? 5 What are your top three strengths? 6 Do you take personal responsibility for anything and everything that happens to you? 7 If you were stripped of your job title and traits of office, would you still be able to get the best from your people? ()
DT: "I've told you once before and I'll tell you once again, Burberry is chavs!" (IAN B)
The harsh reality of getting DT's half-time snack order wrong suddenly dawned on Steve... (KN)
Sorry mate. Dress code says no sad haircuts. Now piss off back to Crawley. (Duncan Biscuit)
"Look, the referee understands why you took his watch to prove the point about the extra time, but he wonders whether he could have his wallet and car keys back as well." (Darlington Card)
Listen Steve I know for a fact it was nowhere near half time when Morgan scored as Geordie was only on his second pint in the bar. (Noddy)
Ok Steve calm down I'll write a book especially for you soon, I'm going to call it how to tell the time in three easy stages. You'll be able to follow it as it will have plenty of pictures and not many words. (Noddy)
DT angered Steve Evans further when he offered to buy back Kevin James on the cheap and throw in Cardsweb reserve keeper as part of the deal. (Noddy)
I have told you once, now come on Steve, please go with these nice gentleman. (model man)
The arguement between David and Evans distracts people from the real issue as the woman in the top left tries to hide the fact that her new teeth have just hallen out. (Ben)

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